Another profile of a horrible team from Deadspin. No matter what happens for the rest of this season, just be glad you aren’t a Nationals fan.
My favorite part “May 16: A mechanical failure with the mascot’s “sausage cannon” causes exploding hot dogs to rain down upon fans during an in-game promotion. One traumatized onlooker says:’It’s just funny to watch hot dog rolls explode and come down on people.’”
