bullshit:

Switch-pitcher
He wears a specially made six-fingered Mizuno glove with two thumbs. (His Dominican teammates call him Pulpo, Spanish for “octopus.”) When he warms up, he throws four pitches righty and four lefty. You should see the opposition when he does it. It’s as if they had seen a ghost. Wait—did you just see that? If a righty is up, he throws righty, and vice versa. Whenever Venditte switches sides, everybody in the Charleston ballpark is encouraged to switch seats.



JUST THE OTHER DAY I was wondering if this ever happens.

bullshit:

Switch-pitcher

He wears a specially made six-fingered Mizuno glove with two thumbs. (His Dominican teammates call him Pulpo, Spanish for “octopus.”) When he warms up, he throws four pitches righty and four lefty. You should see the opposition when he does it. It’s as if they had seen a ghost. Wait—did you just see that? If a righty is up, he throws righty, and vice versa. Whenever Venditte switches sides, everybody in the Charleston ballpark is encouraged to switch seats.

JUST THE OTHER DAY I was wondering if this ever happens.
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